18 October 2010

Today's topic: Dumbass People

mainly today i am just sick of people. Random people just walking in the hall that think they are the shiz are the worst. It's pretty hard to describe this hatred that you have for someone that you don't even know. Just the way they walk, the way they talk, the way they laugh and smile. it is so annoying how people think that they are right. your hair is huge your ass is unproportional… why are people so in love with you? Jealous, leeching people maybe? I honestly have no idea but what i do know is people just need to knock the fuck off!!!!!

17 October 2010

Dear peacekeeper

Yesterday was pretty epic, and probably the scariest night of my life thus far. I went over to Elly's for just a hang out night to kind of say, "Fuck all you people at homecoming dance". Well, it all went down hill when her bcbf showed up with his friend to take us to his place. Well, her bcbf was piss ass drunk. His friend soon left and it was just the three of us. The ass hole had the nerve to blow smoke in my face and call Elly a whore and slut. We couldn't get out of there. Then she asked for his friends number so we could get a ride and he freaked out for like 30 seconds and never gave us the number. Did i mention he spiked Elly's drink and I had to dump it out before she got too wasted. But, anyways, he was all like, "I gotta pee bitches" and i'm pretty disgusted and still trying to get ahold of somebody with her phone so we could get a ride. He stands up and strokes my arm and he's all like, "Wanna come with you could watch and do some stuff that she doesn't have to know about" and i was like "WTF NO! get your drunk ass outta my face." Well that sent him over the edge and he told me to fucking get out then he started screaming at Elly about her wanting to supposedly hook up with the guy that she asked the number for. So his dad was freaking out and screaming that he was gonna call the cops and finally Elly's dad got ahold of me and I got her outta there as fast as possible and we walked to the TCBY and her parents picked us up. It was a bunch of bull. The thing now is that neither of them remembers anything. I'm not entirely sure what all to tell them but all i know is i am fucking disgusted.

bcbf- booty call boy friend

09 October 2010


Hello my people! It's been awhile hasn't it!?
Okay so a catch up on my recent life… hmmmm i made an amazingly awesome bitchin' friend ELLY! Holy fuck she is the bomb. Just wait til i tell you a gist of it all.
So, I don't know if all these rumors are necessarily true or not but I have heard from a number of people that a certain jackass has been calling me a lezbo slut. Well, Mr Jackass I would like to state that I am not a lezbo slut. I shouldn't have to prove this to anyone but I guess that lil' tipsy feeling I have makes me want to redeem myself!
Reason 1: I am not a lezbo.
The term lezbo states that I am attracted to women and the fact of the matter is that I am so not. Let me tell you about a fun summer. I was at this party and I was buzzed this guy tried to get in my pants but I demanded he get me another drink first. Well, he did haha best make out ever! Take that fugga! (Charlie if you are reading this we should do it again sometime)
Reason 2: I am not a slut….
It only fucking happened once get your facts straight you piece of shit!
Okay so the few encounters I have had with Mr. Asshole are brief, very brief, I would like to point out that my dear friend does not like you. Do not flatter yourself for one second and think that someone so pretty could ever like you. She doesn't have a shred of attraction for you bitch. All the winks and waves were to get back at you for all the bull shitty comments that you have made and all the lies you have told all the glares I have seen that I know you'd try to deny. So Mr. Asshole go fuck yourself. Compare yourself to that of the bitchy liars that oppress our everyday lives you worthless bitch!
I would like to address the public in saying that last Sunday, October 3, would have been one year for us and for all the people who think that i was extremely depressed think again, please. On that day I watched a little YouTube video (no longer up) from his recent "heartbreak" saying how awful he is and I have realized that I made the right choice to dump that lousy freeloading poser.

I love you all sincerely,
Dumb ass American military teenage BRAT!

stfu-shut the fuck up